Ash Brooklyn

It's fascinating how people come into your life, quite unexpected, and end up influencing what will come next.
  • other girls: I hang out with guys because there's less drama than with girls
  • me: I hang out by myself
  • me: there's no drama
  • me: and I don't have to wear pants

I wish I had a mango tree

There is something quite romantic about being alone and I singing tu tu tu

—Me

Let's buy a moto!

  • Her: Eyh!
  • Him: Hello! (Wow, she is more than pretty)
  • Her: So this is it? (Obviously, he think that I am fuckable!)
  • Him: What did you expect?
  • Her: How much?
  • Him: 3000 buck
  • Her: ... (No way man... )
  • Him: May I paid you a drink?
  • Her: (Here we go) Lets' say, 1500$
  • Him: 2000$ and you paid me the drink
  • Her: (If you think a second that I will own you something ...) What 'bout 2200$, you paid the drink and there is no way you'll fuck me.
  • Him: Haahahaha! Deal!
  • Her: Done!
  • She smile, he was stunned!

C’était le désavantage d’être née avec un don. Une fois que l’âme était triste, plus rien de bon ne pouvait en sortir, et ce, même si on la pressait comme un citron

—The pumpkin Tree